CHEF'S SOUTH PARK PLAZA PRESENTS:

  CHEF'S SOUTH PARK SONGS ARCHIVE!!


 

WELCOME TO THE ONLY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARCHIVE DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO SOUTH PARK SONGS, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ALL OF THOSE WORTHLESS LITTLE PHRASES LIKE OTHER SITES. HERE WE HAVE EVERYTHING FROM CARTMAN SINGING KYLE'S MOM IS A STUPID BITCH IN D-MINOR TO THAT HOT LAVA SONG CHEF SINGS. IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS COMMENTS OR HAVE A SOUTH PARK SONG NOT FEATURED ON THIS SITE, OR EVEN JUST WANT A LINK, E-MAIL ME AT  [email protected] OR [email protected] THE LINKS AROUND OTHER PARTS OF THE CHEF'S SOUTH PARK PALACE ARE AT THE BOTTOM. NOW, ON TO THE SONGS.

                                                ALL EPISODES
 closetheme.wav THAT COOL LITTLE CLOSING THEME
 themesong.wav  THE OPENING THEME.

                             CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE SONGS
  ONE OF THE VARIOUS KICK ASS CHEF SONGS.
   SCHOOLDAYS, SCHOOLDAYS....

                                               WEIGHT GAIN 4000 SONGS
   ANOTHER KICK ASS CHEF SONG.
   I'M ON T.V........

                                            VOLCANO SONGS
  HOT LAVA....... ANOTHER CHEF SONG.

                            BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE
  YOU HAVE GOT TO HOLD THE BALL LIKE YOU WOULD HOLD YOUR LOVER......
  A NICE LITTLE SING ALONG.
  THOSE GAYLORDS SINGING ABOUT BEING GAY.

                            AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG
  CHEF AND ELTON JOHN SET THE MOOD
  MAPHESTO SINGS THE LOVERBOY SONG
  CHEF SINGS THE LOVERBOY SONG

                                               PINKEYE
  MS CARTMAN SINGS A JOLLY HALLOWEEN SONG
  MS CARTMAN SINGS SOME MORE

                                                           DAMIEN
  YET ANOTHER AWESOME CHEF SONG
  CUZ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MY BU BU BU BIRTHDAY

                            MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO
  MR HANKY ISNGS TO KYLE IN THE BATHROOM
  CARTMAN SINGS KYLE'S MOM IS A STUPID BITCH IN D-MINOR
  KYLE SINGS WHY IT IS SO HARD TO BE A JEW ON CHRISTMAS
  "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS..."
  THE CLASS PERFORMS THE NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHRISTMAS PLAY WITH NEW YORK COMPOSER PHILIP GLASS.

                                        TOM'S RHINOPLASTY
  MR GARRISON WALKS DOWN THE STREET IN HIS NEW LOOK
  CHEF SINGS THAT COOL NO SUBSTITUTE FOR YOU SONG.

                                        MECHA STREISAND
  THAT WEIRD JAPANESE DUDE SINGS HIS BABADU SONG
  CARTMAN TAUNTS KYLE BY SINGING THAT HE HAS THE TRIANGLE
  LUCKY CLOVERS
  CARTMAN SINGS THE MASTERS GOT ME WORKING SONG

                        CARTMAN'S MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT
  CARTMAN'S MOM'S THEME SONG AS SHE LOOKS AT EVERY OTHER MAN ON THE PLANET

                            NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS
  THE IRAQI ANTHEM
  THE FIRST HALF OF THE CANADIAN ANTHEM
  THE SECOND HALF OF THE CANADIAN ANTHEM

            CARTMAN'S MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT
  CARTMAN CAN'T WAIT
  KYLE STARTS OUT SINGING ABOUT SAILING AWAY AND THEN CARTMAN FLIPS OUT

CHICKEN LOVER
I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS FOR CHICKEN LOVER SO I DON'T HAVE A DESCRIPTION
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SURE, THIS ONE
THIS ONE'S A GOOD BET.
SURE, WHY NOT?

                                    IKE'S WEE WEE
  EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE SHRINK SINGS
  THE SEINFELD ORIENTED TRANSITIONS MUSIC

CONJOINED FETUS LADY
A CHEF SONG SPECTACULAR.
A FETUS SONG.

NOW THOSE ARE ALL OF THE SOUTH PARK SONGS SO FAR. NOW CLICK ON THE BELOW IMAGE OF CHEF TO GO TO THE MAIN PAGE FOR CHEF'S SOUTH PARK PLAZA.


SOUTH PARK IS A PRODUCT OF COMEDY CENTRAL'S MOST FAMOUST DUO, MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER AND IS COPYWRITED BY THEM. THE SOUNDS ARE CARE OF BEEF-CAKE SOUTH PARK SOUND ARCHIVE.